(Mom is typing in the interest of speed.)
8:04 There's always a football player. And the football players always do well. There's a boxer! Mom doesn't like boxers. The fighters, not the underwear.
8:06 Chelsea Kane was homeschooled! She's awesome!
She just kissed him. But just on the cheek. They're going to be this season's romance.
8:10 She's really good. She's very beautiful.Rory says they messed up. I say if they did mess up, I can't tell, but they're just beginners. Insulting judge Len, welcome back. Annoying Bruno, I agree. Happy Cheerful Carrie Ann, I agree with her always because she always gives good answers.
8:11 She's very touching. Wow, 7, 7, 7, that's good for beginners.
8:15 Wendy is going to be the new "jiggly parts" girl. I disagree with her.
8:16 I'm already predicting 6's. She's robotic and clunky.
8:19 The judges are already mad.
8:20 I love how Carrie Ann is so positive, but she still gives criticism.
8:22 Oh! 5-4-5! Those are Kate Gosselin scores!
8:25 I hate how on lipstick commercials they act like putting on lipstick is so sexy.
8:28 Hines Ward-- he wants to smash the mirror ball? I don't get it. Oh no, don't tell me this GUY is going to be the jiggly part man. He just said he wants to get jiggly. I hate that word. Oh geez, he looks like a leprechaun in that suit. But he is a good dancer. The football players always are.
8:30 Predicting at least 7-7-7.
8:31 Corey in the House IS IN THE HOUSE!
8:37 I'm getting better at predicting! 7-7-7!
8:39 Whoa. Petra was in a tsunami. I like her. Oh, this is really sad. She's very graceful. She's unlike a lot of supermodels. A lot of supermodels are more careless. Very classy and very just, nice.
8:42 Bruno hasn't changed. He is still annoying. Carrie Ann gave a pass for a lift!
8:44 Oh, looks like it's going to be the opposite this year. *I* am going to be the master at predicting scores instead of Mom.
8:49 Romeo's Dad was on DWTS. OK...this seems a little inappropriate. He's Romeo and the song says Romeo, that seems neat. I'm predicting 8-7-8. He's really good.
8:56 I was way wrong. But I'm rooting for Romeo. Vote Romeo!
9:02 It's the boxer!
9:04 This is weird. He's awesome, then bad, then awesome. Predicting 6-6-6.
9:06 My snack is here! Dad went to get us slushies! Taking a ten minute break.
9:13 Playboy Bunny. This is Dad's early favorite. I say she's good, but I'm still against the playboy bunny thing. Predicting 7-7-7.
9:16 Her partner said she's weird! You NEVER say that about a girl!
9:22 Ralph the Karate Kid. Awesome. I'm totally rooting for this guy. He's older than Dad and he doesn't look like it.
9:25 This guy is AWESOME.
9:26 Judges are excited.
9:31 8-8-8 That was really cool!I'm voting for the Karate Kid. He's my number one pick.
9:32 The wrestler. Mom is against wrestling too, but I think she should dislike the boxer more, because wrestling on TV is not real. This song was on Rock Band. Should I Stay or Should I Go? He just took off the sleeves to his shirt. He sucks. This is going to be the Margaret Cho of this season.
9:36 Judges are surprisingly kind.
9:37 He's acting like he thinks he's a professional when he is really bad. 7-6-6, very surprising to me.
9:43 Loveline, the guy from Loveline! That's the show that they had on the Bachelor! Mom really likes this guy. Because he's funny and handsome. I have to say, he's a little like Pinnochio. Made of wood.
9:47 Corey in the House, is STILL in the house!
9:52 5-4-4! OUCH!
9:55 She's good! She's 60! Predicting 8-8-8.
9:59 Wow.
Overall, I am rooting for Karate Kid.
